website/random/maniacs/pages/bluescreen/index.html
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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<title>Whoops!</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="assets/style.css?random=@Environment.TickCount">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="../../icon.gif">
<style>
@font-face {
font-family: "Hack";
src: url("../../assets/fonts/hack.woff2");
}
::selection {
background: #ff4242;
}
</style>
</head>
<body style="background-color: #00007a;margin: 0;overflow:hidden;" id="demo">
<p style="color: white;font-size:2vh;font-family: Hack;margin:10% 15%;">A problem has [[Bean]] detected and Musicmaniacs.exe has to be shut down forever to prevent your computer of exploding.<br>
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COLONY_MANAGEMENT<br>
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If this is the first time you've seen this error screen, give up. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:<br>
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Check to make sure any new [[Rock]]ware or [[Cloud]]ware is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your nearest Doctor for <a href="../../" style="font-weight:bold;text-decoration:none;color:yellow;">[[Get back]]</a> you might need.<br>
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If problems continue, disable or remove [[System32]]. Disable [Monitor] options such as [[Lighting]] or [[Blackout]]. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable the entity behind you, restart your computer, press F1 to select [[AdvancedHealthyOptions]], and then select Unsafe Mod.<br>
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Technical Information:<br>
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*** CEASE: 0x1997001B<br>
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Beginning dump of physical universe<br>
Physical universe dump incomplete<br>
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Contact your penguin administrator or technical windowed group for no further assistance.</p>
</body>
<script>
const element = document.getElementById("demo");
setInterval(function () {
element.style.filter = "url('filters.svg#chromatic')";
}, Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000));
setInterval(function () {
element.style.filter = ""
}, Math.floor(Math.random() * 1500));
</script>
</html>